How to Get Laid in Miami

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A post about how to get laid in Miami isn’t enough. You could write a whole book about macking sexy foreign chicks in the city (similar to what Naughty Nomad did in NYC).

                                                                 While I won’t claim to know every nook and cranny within this playboy’s paradise, I will give you some helpful tips to ensure you get your dick wet. Our Tinder Template will be a great help. Miami girls can be tough, but they're not impossible. In fact, if sleeping with girls isn't as easy as you want it to be check out these tips to get laid more

A Disclaimer About Miami

Miami is what some players consider the “big leagues” of game. You have men richer than you could ever be blowing dough on chicks. You have dudes so jacked your natural inclination is to assume they’re on drugs (which they are). You have black and Latin men (no disrespect, actually - respect) who have been hollering at chicks since they dropped out the womb. It’s a competitive scene. Due to the overwhelming amount of Latinas in Miami,  Use Latin American Cupid Dating App to get a head start!!  A lot of guys go to Miami and don’t slay shit. It’s the nature of the beast. Miami girls are a different breed due to circumstance and they won't just sleep with anyone. how to get laid in miami #1The Comprehensive Tinder Coach can make your Tinder results skyrocket. While I won’t tell you Miami is going to be easy, you’ll need some type of advantage to get a lot of good looking chicks in the city. Muscles, money, or blonde hair (sometimes) will all help tremendously. If you have white skin in Miami, it’s irrelevant. You already know this, but Miami isn’t like Asia. You’ll need some game. A great way to get ready to show that you have serious game is to get your copy of The Red Pill Orgasm, it will have them screaming for more and calling you back to get more of your Dick. Click Here to get your copy. Girls in Miami have more than you do, but that doesn’t mean she won’t spread her legs for Papi. You just have to be Papi on any given evening.

Types of Miami Girls

Many dudes stereotype the girls in Miami. They tend to think all the girls are Latina with huge fake boobs and a penchant for gold-digging. In certain cases, that’s not far from the truth. Miami is filled with sexy Latinas, who love a man with money, but you can find a number of other kinds of women in Miami, too. The city is a melting pot, and so are the women in Miami. Tourist season is always in tow on South Beach. You’ll have girls from all over the United States, Europe, and Latin America prancing around the beach during the day and at the clubs in the evening. These girls make the absolute best targets. They’re on vacation and always looking for the dick. Chicks don’t go to Miami without the dick in mind. I'm confident you can slay tourist girls in Miami. Due to the overwhelming amount of Latinas in Miami,  Use Latin American Cupid Dating App to get a head start!! Euro chicks often don’t even know what hit them when they get to Miami. The level of game is so much higher that a blitz of dicking occurs over their one-week trip. Before they know it, they’ve been piped down more in one week in Miami than one year back home. You can't even blame them, either. Every one of us loves to try out an exotic lover, or three. girl in miamiLocal Miami girls who don’t stray to the high-end clubs too often can be incredibly sexy, too. These types of girls often are Latin and still live with their parents. They may be students or have some kind of job. The problem I found with these girls was they continually thought they were the shit. Miami had hyped these local chicks up so high that they were not pleasant people to be around. Or the city just fucks them up. I’m not sure. Another subset of women in Miami is the girls who moved to the city for work. She might be a teacher. She could be in the corporate world. She could be a nurse. Either way, she ended up in Miami, and she’s not too sure about it yet. The South Beach scene is too intimidating for her. And the constant advances by the men of Miami causes some stress in her life. Often, these chicks are white and never really feel comfortable in Miami. The last subset of chicks in Miami is the extended vacation chicks. Nearly all of these chicks will be Latinas. They’ll be from a wealthy family somewhere in Latin America. Due to their family’s wealth and their good looks, they somehow manage to stay in Miami for months on end doing nothing outside of taking Instagram photos. Some have sponsors. Most don’t, but you can bet these chicks are getting dicked down hard in some way, shape or form. No matter what type of girl she is – if she’s in Miami, she’s not looking for love. For the vast majority of these women, the pinnacle of life in Miami is being invited to a yacht party. Even if you give her “Certified Grade A Dick” you do not have a yacht. Thus, you will never be that important to her in Miami. You’ve been warned. Sure, there are other types of girls in Miami. I’m not saying you can’t find nice girls who don’t even like yachts throughout the city. I’m saying they are few and far between. And I can’t even hate – yacht parties look pretty sick. Use International Cupid Dating App to get a head start!!

Where to Stay in Miami

Diving into the neighborhoods of Miami and breaking things down is again more a book than a blog post. If you’re only in the city for a week, then South Beach is the obvious choice. No need to overthink short trips to Miami. The tourist life offers enough opportunity to make sexy time offer the course of a week. girl on a yachtIf you’ll be in the city for a longer stay, there are a few other neighborhoods to look at in Miami. The three I found conducive to an active sex life include Brickell, Coconut Grove, and Wynwood. Out of these three – Brickell offers men the best chance to swoop mad Miami girls. Wynwood is an artsy, hipster-ish scene, but I enjoyed the nights I’ve spent there. Coconut Grove includes the University of Miami, and thus is more of a college scene. A younger playboy may find this area fruitful, but for most this area can’t compete with Brickell or South Beach. I’m not going to even dive into Ft. Lauderdale, Palm Beach, and other areas outside the city of Miami. South Florida can be a player’s paradise, but it’s a vast area packed to the brim with people. And many of these individuals are borderline retarded, especially when normal human decency is considered.

How to Get Laid in Miami

Now to the most important part of this piece - how to get laid in Miami. It’s difficult to meet women in Miami, but it’s simple at the same time if you know the right tricks (check out THIS resource if want to use Tinder in Miami). I’ve had great success online and at night in Miami. Day game has been dreadful for me in the city. Guys in Miami are aggressive, so you’ll get zero bonus points for being ballsy and trying to mack chicks during the day. Hot girls in Miami are used to that shit. If you’re running day game around the city, you best be jacked and come correct. My boy and I grabbed a couple of day game numbers every few weeks. None of them ever converted, and we encountered some of the most brutal rejections. The Comprehensive Tinder Coach can make your Tinder results skyrocket.

girls on a boat in miamiQuick Note: A few of the day game numbers we grabbed on South Beach would have converted, but the timing didn’t work out. Tourist chicks only stay for a week or so.

Night game in Miami is incredibly location dependent. If you’re dealing with high-end local girls in Brickell or Wynwood, you’re going to encounter some rough rejections. The areas are fruitful, but only with solid game. Even if you come correct with a custom blazer and sun-kissed skin, you’ll be fighting an uphill battle. Part of the fun when spitting game in Miami is having to be “on” in every sense of the word to get the chicks you want. South Florida is a player’s paradise, but only if you’re nice.

Pro-Tip: You can find a Blue Martini in any area throughout South Florida. The bar is often a good choice on Tuesday or Thursday, depending on which one you go to.

South Beach is a whole different animal. Slaying tourists isn’t exactly challenging. It’s reasonable to expect one bang every two to three nights out on South Beach. You just have to know the spots to check out on any given night. I’d get in with some of the guys who work at the party hostels if I was living there for a couple of months. They’re animals and smash a lot of tourists. Offer them some value and they’ll put you on. There’s more pussy at those places than any one guy could handle. Day game on South Beach could be fruitful, but you need to get girls back out within 48 hours, as they won’t be in the city for long. Saturday you’ll want to check out pool parties during the day. They won’t be cheap, but the talent will be stunning. The problem is you’ll probably want a girl or two on your arms to get in. Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel is absolutely insane, or at least, it was the last time I was in town. Highly Recommended. sexy miami girlsFollowing the party hostels around on Friday and Saturday is not a bad call. You’ll be around 100 drunken chicks who are partying on vacation. The Clevelander is a solid pick up spot on South Beach – it’s pretty good every night. On Sunday nights, you’ll want to hit Nikki Beach. The club is giant and packed on Sundays. If you can’t pick up here on a packed Sunday, retiring from the game may be a better option for you. Online game in Miami is great if you put the effort in. You’ll need to churn numbers in Miami to see the results you want from online dating. Tinder is legit all over South Florida. OkCupid and PoF still work in some sense. I’m not a huge fan of either, but there are some active women in Miami on both. Badoo was surprisingly good in Miami. Craigslist is an option, too. Match.com offers you the best chance to find “sane” chicks in Miami. If money isn’t an issue and your game is strong, then SeekingArrangements.com should be fruitful.

P.S.: I used the game preached in my book on Tinder to sleep with some cuties in Miami. If you’re in the city and using the app, you’ll find the advice given tailor-made to Miami.

Is Miami a Playboy’s Paradise?

Yes, if you have some game, some money, and some time - you can have sex with a lot of hot girls in Miami. It's a competitive environment, but the spoils are worth it. Use International Cupid Dating App to get a head start!! Miami girls can be insanely attractive. Use this guide on how to get laid in Miami as to get set up, but you'll need to make adjustments on the fly in Miami. Unless you're living in the city, start with South Beach and go from there. Good luck!

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A few extra pointers from SFLSTYLE:

1) Obviously, the more money you have the better your chances are of landing a hot one night stand. It is known that the girls on Miami Beach mostly go for the guys with money. At this game,it could go either way at this point. Let’s say you do end up taking a girl you just met to your hotel room and everything is going your way, but you still need to be careful; there has been many occasions (reported by the news) when your lovely girl companion will wait for you to fall asleep and then take off with all your money and expensive things.

2) Also, one thing to remember, very important, if all of a sudden a hot girl at a nightclub, where it is darker and some of the details get lost in the shadows, comes up to you and starts getting a bit frisky, and you think to yourself, “Wow this is awesome… this has never happened to me before…”, almost too good to be true, then maybe you should check to make sure that your new friend is, in fact, a girl and not hot looking transsexual. You are not in Kansas anymore my friend – this is South Beach, where love happens in all shapes and forms, just remember that.

3) So if you are a guy here on vacation, and you are out for some fun on South Beach, try to stay away from local girls. Find yourself someone who is also on vacation.

4) Do not go for the sexiest, most attractive girls. They get plenty of action, and tons of guys to choose from as it is. And by the way, as a rule, they are bitchier and play hard to get than the most. Stop wasting your time, money and go for average ones. Remember you want to have a one night stand, not to marry them.

5) Go to the bars or clubs after 1 am. By that time most the girls will be ready to go and since you’ll be the only one sober and with the logical thinking – you’ll clearly have an advantage over the rest of the drunk guys. By going late to nightclubs and bars you’ll #1 save yourself tons of money because you won’t be buying anyone expensive drinks all night, let someone else do that, and you’ll come to close; #2 girls don’t like drunk guys and since you won’t be that will play to your advantage; #3 by the end of the night it’s crunch time for the ones who want to get sex. They will be desperately looking for someone to hook up with. That someone will be you!

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6) Also be very careful if you try soliciting a prostitute. There are a lot of police officers undercover on Miami Beach posing as hookers. Not to mention the prostitute themselves who prey on intoxicated tourists, ready to rip them off any chance they get.

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The bottom line is – don’t be “that guy”… I’ve seen way too many times when young guys frustrated, angry, strolling Ocean drive, Collins Ave or Washington Ave after 3 am disappointed because they did not score which can lead them to do stupid things that result in arrest.

Now you cannot say, “I didn’t know”. You have been warned! :))) 
Get out there, enjoy Miami Beach, have fun, and party like a ROCKSTAR!

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28 Replies to “How to Get Laid in Miami”

    1. Yeah, I think the city is tailor-made for short trips, but you can make it work living there. Just have to manage your time and expectations properly. I love South Beach, but find it difficult to imagine living there.

  1. I live in South Beach and I can vouch for this 100%

    It’s pretty tiring but when you get used to it and then you go somewhere else your game is so strong because you just aren’t impressed anymore. You’ve seen it all haha.

    One spot that wasn’t mentioned is Mangos. Quality is hit or miss, but quantity and thirst level are very solid.

    And yea Nikki Beach on Sunday is a SOLID call!

    Club in Brickel I like with unisex bathroom, can’t think of the name, but that bathroom is a goldmine for pulling girls.

  2. Traveling to Miami from 30th December 2016 to 8th Jan 2017. Will be looking fir decent female partner. Stay expenses on me.

  3. My knowledge could be a bit dated but here goes: To me one important key was/is knowing a little Spanish – you don’t have to be fluent but having some working knowledge of the language will make you very popular and give you an edge over the juice-heads, rappers, and gangster wannabees. (No offense if you fall into one of these categories but I never had to adopt an image and I cleaned up down there). I started hitting Miami Beach back in the early 90s because I had some consulting work in the area thus I got to witness the growth and commercialization of what we now know to be a full on party scene. I rarely found it difficult to meet women back in the day though as it became more “clubby” and real estate became more expensive, then things became more difficult because of all the club bunnies and gold-diggers. On the other hand I never went after those types anyway so I just ignored them as there were plenty of scorching hot women (UM students) and women visiting from Central and South America especially the ones staying at what were then reasonable hotels. Note that there is a big difference between women who “live” in Miami Beach and/or nearby environs and the tourists. (Many don’t realize that Miami and Miami Beach are two different cities). Now which group of women you pursue is up to you but I found the tourists to be easy to meet. It just requires a willingness to go up and start talking to them. Just hear them talking Spanish and say hello – of course you have to be in reasonable shape and have a certain amount of physical appeal but you don’t have to be a movie star or anything despite what you might have been told. You can find lots of these women at Coco Walk the Mall over in Coconut Grove (well that used to be a hot spot but there might be other newer spots). I also met tons of women at the News Cafe because lots of visitors to the area will always stop in there for a lunch or dinner. I just sit there reading the paper – (one in Spanish is best but not necessary) and then hear what they are talking about. I try to make some eye contact and if that is reciprocated then it’s on.

    Be willing to have some basic conversation and the patience to listen. Knowing something about current events in Central and South America will go a very long way. Nothing too heavy – just know some music artists and generally what is happening. With Google this is super easy. Columbian women in particular love it when you know something about Columbia NOT related to the drug trade. Too many guys try to close the deal way too soon with the same old lame talk that every other guy has which bores women in any language.

    Lastly, being blonde (even if it’s dyed) helps a great deal because everyone in Miami seems to be dark or have dark hair. So you are going to stick out automatically. I had a basic tan and the Sun turned my blonde hair even blonder and I had women coming up to ME in the bars commenting on my hair which turned out to be a great conversation starter. It’s also their way of hitting on you. You also have to keep it light – if you get shot down or seem to be having a bad night then don’t let it get you down. Nothing worse than taking a bad attitude into social situations. Also keep in mind that the day time is just as good as the night time – in fact I found it to be better. I met tons of women in Little Havana and at the market during the day. Much less pressure (and competition) and it’s easy to invite them for a nearby coffee. Man – typing all of this makes me nostalgic for all that action !

  4. Miami native here. This place is dryer than the Sahara unless you have a budget of $1000 a day.

    The model looking girls usually have 4 to 5 rich guys they are working for money, gifts and access. As a normal guy you have zero chance.

    The local latinas usually live at home and if you are not a member of their community and know their parents etc it will be difficult to gain access.

    I agree with this article that other visitors are your best bet.

    Miami is a beautiful city in a great climate but if you are looking for women as a part of a your vacation Dominican Republic would be 1000 times better.

  5. I’m white and broke but must have great game because I pulled several in Miami and ft lauderdale. Dont be discouraged because the game remains the same wherever you go. just don’t slack you need to talk to every girl you see without a dude by her and if it doesn’t work immediately go to the next one.

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  8. Hi I’m coming over from Switzerland to South Beach for a 10 days vacation so I’ll be there starting from the 21st September.. anyone of you local guys in town? I would definitely need a buddy to live the real thing there.
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