Does the Colombian Ass Live Up to the Hype?

Snip20160527_14For male travelers, there’s little as mythical as the Colombian ass. Sure, the Brazilian bunda is said to be the best in the world, but you’d be ignorant to ignore how wonderous the backside of an attractive Colombian girl often looks. And that’s just assuming it’s real. The fake ones are certainly a site to be seen, too. 

I’ve been all over Latin America. And I’ve learned a few things. Peruvian girls are average – at best. Ecuadorian girls aren’t really worth the effort. Dominican girls have the best natural flapjacks in the whole damn world. Panama is a great place to meet girls from all over the region. Costa Rican girls are more faithful than your average Latina, and thus – make good girlfriends.

Does the Colombian Ass Live Up to the Hype?

I’ve also developed a keen eye for ass analysis. More like third eye, but I digress. Every country I visit, I make sure to pay close attention to the backsides of the women. Are they large? Do they stay shapely? How’s the hip-ass-ratio from the back?

Colombian_sexys_bikini_girlsThese are important questions that a man needs answers to while on the road. Some would even say I’m doing the lord’s work. And I couldn’t disagree. Somebody has to draw strong, some would even say – hard, conclusions about the Colombian ass and compare it to that of other countries.

I was willing to take that risk and do the detailed research and analysis required to make these conclusions. For you – the Masculine Profiles reader. Here’s what I’ve found out about the Colombian ass through extensive trial and error:

  • Size Wise

Colombian ass comes in all shapes in sizes. From giant monstrosities that’ll make you wonder if you’ll actually be able to get in where you fit in – to sexy, pump model booties that shake so wonderfully in the dimmed light, there’s a smorgasbord of ass in Colombia. No matter what type of ass you like giant, thick, shapely, or other – the Colombian ass lives up to the hype in every which way.

Now, if all you care about is size, then the Dominican Republic may fit your bill a little better. The biggest asses I’ve ever seen in my life were in the DR. However, the biggest asses I’ve ever seen on a small-ish girl are found in Colombia. I’ve never said, “That can’t be real” more than when in Colombia. And sometimes – that ass I thought couldn’t be real – it was real. Really, really real 😉

  • Real or Fake?

I’ve talked previously about the need for every man to make sweet sex to a girl with a fake ass before (without paying). There’s no better country in the world to do just that than Colombia. Still, the best part about the Colombian ass is that some of the real ones look nearly as ridiculous as the fake ones. If you’re unsure about the authenticity of the booty, feel free to ask any girl post-coital. Most take it as a compliment.

  • Color Wheeling

Another fantastic thing about the Colombian ass is the wide range of colors they come in. One day you can have a dark, mixed black-ish booty that takes up nearly all the space on your queen bed as she bends over. A few hours later a pasty girl with a rump the sizes of two basketballs might stop by for a nightcap. No matter what color you like your booty – you can find it in Colombia.

  • Anal-ysis

Snip20160527_15And last, but certainly not least – Colombian girls and anal sex. Salt and pepper. Milk and cookies. Yeah, it just makes sense. Through detailed anal-ysis, I’ve found around one out of every four Colombian girls open to anal sex the first night you fuck. If you start seeing them regularly, then two out of every three Colombian women you see will be more than open to it.

Colombian Ass In the City

The size, shape, color and authenticity of the Colombian ass propped up in front of you will often be determined by the city you find yourself in. Ass varies from Colombian city to Colombian city. So I wanted to break down where you can find the perfect Colombian ass for your needs.

  • Cali: The land of the monster fake booty. I had my only fake ass here. Even the average (real) ass is pretty damn large in Cali. Girls in Cali have a brown skin tone that looks great bent over. Highly, highly recommended for men who love big booties.
  • Bogota: Smaller asses on average, but still big. The whitest asses you’ll find in Colombia. Fake ones relatively uncommon. You can still find giant asses here, especially when the Calenas and Costenas living here are taken into account.
  • Medellin: Varies wildly. Some girls have bigger asses than Calenas. Others have smaller asses than Rolas. The color is wide-ranging, too – although you can find the largest white asses in Medellin. Great place for variety when talking about the booty.
  • Barranquilla: Rare to find fake ones because the real ones can be so big. Barranquilla is not the booty capital of Colombia, as Medellin and Cali compete for that prize, but you can still find some great butts in the city. The girls here are darker than in Medellin and Bogota.

The Wonderous Colombian Ass

colombian jeans buttIf you haven’t realized it by now, I’m a pretty big fan of the Colombian ass. They often live up to the hype in every which way. Many a man has had that perfect Colombian booty and never been the same after. It’s almost an addiction. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

P.S.: If you’re looking to meet a Colombiana or three with a great booty, Colombian Cupid is the best site to do just that. This is especially true if you’re on a short (1-2 week) trip and won’t have time to convert day game girls. While you’ll have to pay a few bucks, Colombian Cupid is worth it.

Originally created to help men get more cute chicks through online dating, this blog has evolved. Back in the day, I found it insanely difficult to find a lick of decent online dating advice for men online. So I decided to figure shit out on my own. And then I wrote about it. Instead of only dropping online dating advice, I’ve found myself learning more and more about travel, health and fitness – along with online dating.

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