For male travelers, there’s little as mythical as the Colombian ass. Sure, the Brazilian bunda is said to be the best in the world, but you’d be ignorant to ignore how wonderous the backside of an attractive Colombian girl often looks. And that’s just assuming it’s real. The fake ones are certainly a site to be seen, too.
I’ve been all over Latin America. And I’ve learned a few things. Peruvian girls are average – at best. Ecuadorian girls aren’t really worth the effort. Dominican girls have the best natural flapjacks in the whole damn world. Panama is a great place to meet girls from all over the region. Costa Rican girls are more faithful than your average Latina, and thus – make good girlfriends.
Does the Colombian Ass Live Up to the Hype?
I’ve also developed a keen eye for ass analysis. More like third eye, but I digress. Every country I visit, I make sure to pay close attention to the backsides of the women. Are they large? Do they stay shapely? How’s the hip-ass-ratio from the back?
These are important questions that a man needs answers to while on the road. Some would even say I’m doing the lord’s work. And I couldn’t disagree. Somebody has to draw strong, some would even say – hard, conclusions about the Colombian ass and compare it to that of other countries.
I was willing to take that risk and do the detailed research and analysis required to make these conclusions. For you – the Masculine Profiles reader. Here’s what I’ve found out about the Colombian ass through extensive trial and error:
Colombian ass comes in all shapes in sizes. From giant monstrosities that’ll make you wonder if you’ll actually be able to get in where you fit in – to sexy, pump model booties that shake so wonderfully in the dimmed light, there’s a smorgasbord of ass in Colombia. No matter what type of ass you like giant, thick, shapely, or other – the Colombian ass lives up to the hype in every which way.
Now, if all you care about is size, then the Dominican Republic may fit your bill a little better. The biggest asses I’ve ever seen in my life were in the DR. However, the biggest asses I’ve ever seen on a small-ish girl are found in Colombia. I’ve never said, “That can’t be real” more than when in Colombia. And sometimes – that ass I thought couldn’t be real – it was real. Really, really real 😉
Real or Fake?
I’ve talked previously about the need for every man to make sweet sex to a girl with a fake ass before (without paying). There’s no better country in the world to do just that than Colombia. Still, the best part about the Colombian ass is that some of the real ones look nearly as ridiculous as the fake ones. If you’re unsure about the authenticity of the booty, feel free to ask any girl post-coital. Most take it as a compliment.
Another fantastic thing about the Colombian ass is the wide range of colors they come in. One day you can have a dark, mixed black-ish booty that takes up nearly all the space on your queen bed as she bends over. A few hours later a pasty girl with a rump the sizes of two basketballs might stop by for a nightcap. No matter what color you like your booty – you can find it in Colombia.
And last, but certainly not least – Colombian girls and anal sex. Salt and pepper. Milk and cookies. Yeah, it just makes sense. Through detailed anal-ysis, I’ve found around one out of every four Colombian girls open to anal sex the first night you fuck. If you start seeing them regularly, then two out of every three Colombian women you see will be more than open to it.
Colombian Ass In the City
The size, shape, color and authenticity of the Colombian ass propped up in front of you will often be determined by the city you find yourself in. Ass varies from Colombian city to Colombian city. So I wanted to break down where you can find the perfect Colombian ass for your needs.
- Cali: The land of the monster fake booty. I had my only fake ass here. Even the average (real) ass is pretty damn large in Cali. Girls in Cali have a brown skin tone that looks great bent over. Highly, highly recommended for men who love big booties.
- Bogota: Smaller asses on average, but still big. The whitest asses you’ll find in Colombia. Fake ones relatively uncommon. You can still find giant asses here, especially when the Calenas and Costenas living here are taken into account.
- Medellin: Varies wildly. Some girls have bigger asses than Calenas. Others have smaller asses than Rolas. The color is wide-ranging, too – although you can find the largest white asses in Medellin. Great place for variety when talking about the booty.
- Barranquilla: Rare to find fake ones because the real ones can be so big. Barranquilla is not the booty capital of Colombia, as Medellin and Cali compete for that prize, but you can still find some great butts in the city. The girls here are darker than in Medellin and Bogota.
The Wonderous Colombian Ass
If you haven’t realized it by now, I’m a pretty big fan of the Colombian ass. They often live up to the hype in every which way. Many a man has had that perfect Colombian booty and never been the same after. It’s almost an addiction. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.