If you’ve been following some of the stories I share on this blog – you may think I’m successful in most of my encounters with women. And by successful – I’m talking about making sexy time with them. The reality is I strike out on just as many, if not more, girls than the ones I bang. Here are a couple stories where I failed to convert with Salvadorian girls.
Clank #1 (Location: San Salvador, El Salvador)
While I was only in El Salvador for a few days, I kept myself busy. While the two girls with whom I engaged in coitus were nothing special, I did meet some cute Salvadorian girls. I just didn’t seal the deal with any of them. The first cute chick I met at the club. We arrived around 12:30 after a Couch Surfer gave us a quick pre-game nightlife tour. At the Multiplaza mall, an elevator took patrons up to the second-floor nightclub.
As we hopped in, I noticed a pretty cute chick in a group who joined us in the elevator. Jokes were cracked and pleasantries made, but I didn’t push anything as I assumed one of the guys in the group was her boyfriend. Fast-forward an hour or so, I saw her standing on the sidelines with a blatantly homosexual male. I walked over and ran a bit of my Spanish game before she stopped me. She spoke fluent English. Perfect. Salvadorian girls usually don’t.
I asked if she was with her boyfriend and she said no. Game time. We hit the dance floor and it was clear that she was into me. Dancing quickly turned to grinding; my penis quickly went erect. She could move her firm and meaty ass in a mesmerizing way. After a bit of dancing, my erection was unconcealable. I had a “first time touching an ass crack middle school dance boner” and it wasn’t going away anytime soon.
I pulled her off to the side of the dance floor. My hands began roaming her body freely. I squeezed her firm ass and tried to kiss her, but she pulled back. As my hands were still gripping her ass, I ask, “Por que no?” with a smirk. She laughed and I went in again. This time she accepted. After a few minutes of making out, her hands made their way to my penis. She played with it for a bit before we went back to making out.
More dancing continued and my hands made their way up her skirt. I was thinking this one was in the bag. It was almost two and she was clearly ready. So I went for it and asked if she wanted to come back to my place for some rum. She frowned, “I can’t” as she grabbed my dick again. Fuck – that’s not fair. After a bit more dancing, I kept pushing. She wouldn’t relent and I found out why. She was in the club with her gay friends, and one of them was her boyfriend’s best friend. The boyfriend she claimed not to have just a few hours earlier. She literally had to go back with them. It wasn’t optional.
I grabbed her number later that evening before leaving the club, but I never did see her again. Too bad too – she was pretty fucking sexy. She sent me a few nudes about a week after I left, but nothing ever materialized before I left.
Clank #2 (Location: San Salvador, El Salvador)
We met on Tinder. She agreed to meet early afternoon on a Saturday. We met at the coffee shop and she was cute. Not nearly as sexy as the girl from Friday night, but she was pretty damn cute. Plus, her personality was incredibly pleasant. On the other hand, I was a perverted horn dog with a penchant for raw dogging. While I enjoyed her company, I only had one thing in mind – inserting my penis into one, two, or three of her orifices.
She was fluent in English. As we talked at the coffee shop, she seemed to be a sweet girl. We laughed and joked before getting kicked out due to the shop closing for the evening (sometimes shit closes early in El Salvador due to the violence). As we made our way to the courtyard area of the plaza, we continued flirting. We stopped at the railing as we took in the view of San Salvador.
I went for the kiss and she accepted. The view was somewhat romantic, but I wasn’t thinking about just a kiss. I pulled back and continued talking. She was leaning in as I spoke now. It was time to extract.
“Hey, I need to take my vitamins real quick. Come with me.” I said.
She gave me a look that she clearly knew what I was up to, but then agreed. Back in the room, I took my vitamins and let her get acclimated a bit. After ten minutes of brief chit chat, I had her stand up and show me a few dance steps. We kissed again. Then I sat next to her on the bed. More make outs commenced.
After rotating between kissing and talking for ten minutes or so, I tried to escalate. She wasn’t having that. I continued to try and try again. She knew I was leaving soon and she wasn’t having any of it. I tried everything. Nothing was working. I hiked her skirt up and grabbed her fantastic ass, but she wouldn’t let me go further. I put her hand on my dick. I tried to rub her clit over her panties. I tried a bit of rough play and lightly choked her.
Nothing worked and I pushed too hard. She left after about 20 minutes of my escalation attempts. She was clearly upset with me when she left. A message sent on my final day in town was never returned. I wasn’t surprised.
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