The holidays are here. For some of us that means a gleeful week of festivities with family while many others roll their eyes at the thought of heading home for a long weekend. Either way – the holidays don’t have to mean you stop stuffing the local ladies and only stuff your face.
I’m excited to announce I’ve teamed up with Kyle from ThisIsTrouble.com and El Conquistador of PickUpSpanish.com to offer something special for the holidays. We’re calling it the Bang Black Friday package. In the spirit of Black Friday and Cyber Monday, we wanted to give you guys a great deal. So I think you’ll find the package we put together to be quite impressive. In the Bang Black Friday package, you’ll receive:
- The Tinder Template by Masculine Profiles (normally: $9.99)
- A Bachelor’s Guide to Central America by Masculine Profiles (normally: $9.99)
- Traveling with Tinder by Masculine Profiles (normally: $2.99)
- Cracking OkCupid by Trouble Maker (normally: $14.97)
- Pick Up Spanish Course by El Conquistador (normally: $67)
- Bang the DR by El Conquistador ($14 value)
- Gaming ‘Grade A’ Colombian by Nacimiento ($17 value)
….That’s nearly $140 in value!
Value-filled books about how you can stuff more women than you ever thought possible. Books about how to master online game, seduce exotic Latinas, and a full course on learning Spanish for the sole purpose of making love to sexy Latinas. I know you love the thought of a fat Latina ass propped up in front of you more than that turkey moms burnt for the third straight year.
Throughout the next week only – we certainly aren’t going to charge you full price. It’s the holidays, for fuck’s sake. We’re in the Black Friday/Cyber Monday spirit. So we put our heads together along with our products and came up with a great deal for you. For the next week only, you can grab the full Bang Black Friday package (with all the books and full Spanish course included) for only…
Only $47 for six e-books and a full-length Spanish language immersion program. Immerse yourself in these products and I can almost guarantee you’ll be immersing something else into something hotter, younger, and tighter – in no time! With over a 67% discount off the normal prices, you won’t see this deal too long. Once Cyber Monday is done, we’re taking this package off the market – forever.
$47 is nothing for your holiday budget. Hell, you were thinking about buying that ugly sweater for the Christmas party at work. The one where you drink too much spiked eggnog as you lament your dating woes to your co-workers before making a pass at Janet in accounting, the one with the lazy eye and floppy funbags.
Avoid that fate this year! Get the Bang Black Friday package today and get laid this holiday season! Only $47 for this week only!